vol-au-vents and disney characters will cause you some distress on friday afternoon. [und warum erfahre ich das erst jetzt, am samstag?]

saturday very favorable for romance. try a single person for a change. [auch zu spät!]

another good night not to sleep in a eucalyptus tree. [okay.]

your doctor is looking unsteady because he has been hitting the gin. [stimmt, s. o.]

tomorrow will be an excellent day for putting slinkies on an escalator. [mal sehen, was sich da machen lässt.]

honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense. [!!!]

[das waren 6 von insgesamt 12 - mehr wären sicher unbekömmlich.]